
Here’s what will happen if Trump wins the election.
- The stock market crashes, slashing retirement funds and investor income
- Russia invades and takes over Ukraine—the US does nothing
- Emergency rooms are swamped as people formerly insured by Obamacare come to hospitals for routine treatment
- Planned Parenthood shuts down after Federal funding is eliminated; infant mortality, breast and uterine cancer rates increase dramatically
- Stephen Bannon, Rudy Giuliani, Chris Christie, Roger Stone, Newt Gingrich, Michael Flynn, Katrina Pierson and a couple others are appointed to his cabinet
- The KKK, neo-nazis and other right wing groups hold celebrations throughout the country after the election
- Trump employs undocumented workers as housekeepers, cooks and waiters in the former White House—now known as Trump House
- More coal is mined and burned—global warming accelerates with increased carbon emissions
- Michelle Obama’s garden is replaced by the Trump House Casino
- Roe v Wade is repealed by extreme conservatives appointed to the Supreme Court by Trump; backstreet abortions cause septicemia, scarring and some fatalities
- US military bases, missile defense systems, etc. are closed or removed from countries who don’t pay their fair share to NATO
- The FBI drops the Manafort investigation and other inquiries about Trump aides connections with Russians
- A special prosecutor is named to investigate Hillary Clinton
- Trump orders all federal investigators and the military to employ waterboarding and any other means necessary to get the truth from suspected terrorists
- Vendors for balls, bleachers, parades and other inaugural-related events sue Trump for unpaid invoices
- Trump orders Homeland Security to enforce a policy that TSA ask for proof of citizenship of all persons who look Hispanic or Muslim, traveling by air domestically
- The national debt increases substantially as tax revenues decline and expenditures rise for national golf courses, casinos and the like
- Trump tells state and local police they should ask for proof of citizenship and religion during routine traffic stops and when stopping and frisking suspicious looking individuals
- Senior military officials who were members of the Joint Chiefs or otherwise served under Obama’s leadership are replaced by those of ideological purity and military incompetence
- All women appointed to Cabinet positions (1-2) and agency heads had to be rated at 7.5 or above by Trump—no fatties, no flat chests
- Congress impeaches Trump as Trump Organization business interests overseas influence many foreign policy decisions, enriching him and his family