Watching Geraldo Could be Detrimental to Intellectual Development

Warning to all parents: Watching Fox News, especially Geraldo Rivera, could stunt your child’s intellectual growth and development. Anyone who suggests hoodies cause gun-toting individuals to shoot young African-American males is more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Unfortunately, when those rationally-challenged commentators are on national television, impressionable youth might be misled into thinking such people should be listened to.