Fakey News (NOT Fake) Coming Soon

Fakey News, coming next week and monthly or so thereafter. You know all about the “Fake News,” this is making fun of that. Meaning, satirizing the sites that Donald, Mike Flynn and others in the Trump Tweetery lives by. For example, like this:

Trump and Betsy DeVos as Devos“We are Devos!” Rumor has it that Donald Trump and Betsy DeVos are channeling that 80s group, Devo. Donald and Betsy are definitely devolving, as you can see.

Or

According to the Dreck Report, people are saying that Infowars Alex Jones has been consulting Caitlyn Jenner on how to go about becoming Alexa Jones. She’ll be just as conspiratorial after the change.

Or

Breitbart is planning to relaunch the site as WhiteBark,Β referencing the European Birch in keeping with the Anglo origins of the White Race. People are saying they are looking into creating a variation of the internet, to be known as the World White Web. Thereafter, there will be no Alt-Right. Rather, it will be the Alt-White.

Or, finally,

Donald Trump, incensed by an unfavorable comment by some executive at Walt Disney World, has tweeted that Mickey Mouse ran away from home in his youth after discovering that his father was a rat.

It’s so difficult to satirize Trump–not impossible, it just takes work. But I tire of complaining and pointing out all the dangerous shortcomings and foibles. So NOW, it’s mocking time. For him and his coterie of conspiracy crazies. Stay tuned.

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5 thoughts on “Fakey News (NOT Fake) Coming Soon”

    1. Thank you. πŸ™‚ For your kind words, one more preview! Coming next week, a story (and image) of the 400-pound Mexican-Muslim hacker, Abdul Muhammad Garcia sitting on his bed while hacking the DNC.

        1. Well I sure found out what happens when I interview you! Never seen so many visitors to my Quarterly. πŸ™‚ I’m hoping a little humor here on Views will be the charm.

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